Excuses
I left my homework
All to its self
Because there is rat poison
On its home shelf

It then was nibbled
By flying shark
Who scared my away
By its threatening bark

In an attempt to regain
The very special parchment
I approached heroically
But he had a parliament

They where ruthless
And supplied weapons of war
But really in the end
They were a bore

Equipping two baseball bats
I readied for attack
But then an army of cats
Did unmentionable things to it

That is why miss
I didn’t bring my homework in
But the truth really is
I threw it in a bin